I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
Where is the baby squirrel I found last night?! I've looked all morning I can't find Morris anywhere did someone take him?? ðŸ˜ðŸ˜
Honey, I kept trying to tell you it was just a pine cone.
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