He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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