Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
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he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
He bought me a burrito. I introduced him as "Horse-Dicked Jake" all night. My debt has been repaid.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Yeah. I woke up in an awkward three way spoon with him and his sister. Tequila!
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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