Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Really though. It's your life, live it how you want
And I do mostly. Which is why I'm now drunk in my room writing erotica
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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