belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I kind of just assumed by how he whisked eggs that he would be bad in bed.
I've never been so turned off by an omelet.
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
It's like I'm tryna ride my horse through dennis quaid’s vineyard
That's a sexy sentence
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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