Pappa wants mamma naked
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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