I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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