it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
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