I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
Just had a girl agree to give me a blowjob in exchange for wearing my jacket during class. Talk about successful negotiations. Best day of my life
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
We're following a guy carrying a door for beer pong at his place..join us when you are deemed sober enough to leave the hospital.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
I need water and some morals
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
Randomize
