She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
the cashier at riteaid just made the sign of the cross before he rang up my pregnancy test. now i know god is on my side
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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