I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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