I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Found your dick twin last night
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
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