Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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