At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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