i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
So hungover im counting my own breaths to make sure im not dead. The odds hurt.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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