the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
The Ukrainian kid just told me that our econ professor wants to bone me. Please tell me that phrase means something different in Eastern Europe.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
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These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
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Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I'm sexting with a 20 year old that has a foot fetish... This is what Sailor Jerry drives me to do.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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