Can't talk. I'm at the Tulsa Sheriff's office with a bunch of rednecks. I bet I'm the only one that voted for Obama.
I bet you're the only one who could read the ballott.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
