What a fucking waste of an outfit
ugly people sure do ruin things
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
He drew a face on his balls with a sharpie. It was like giving head to a unicorn.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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