Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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