At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You have to give it to him that he fucked me out of the dull weekdays.
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