Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
bought some hannah montana deodorant. hope it doesnt make me smell untalented
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
He tried to make eye contact, he should know by now that freaks me out
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
I just had a mental image of us riding a tractor through hell with one of those big guns mounted on top of it shooting at everyone while the indiana jones music plays.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
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