Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
Sorry about kicking you last night but you don’t mess with a girls margarita bucket. Ever
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