i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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