So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Life Epiphany- I need to have children so I can be the drunk grandma at family functions. Its my destiny.
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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