Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
Silently passing ghastly beer farts as I move around the bridal department at Tiffany's. Call it my contribution to the holiday spirit.
i thought i was the drunkest one there til some girl puked in the tip jar.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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