I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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