3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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