Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey I consider Sunday's trip to the ER a success. You're alive and now you know for sure you're not pregnant. I got my highest ever Tetris score. Wins all around.
Enjoy the penises
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize