Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
