their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Randomize
