Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I want to be your penis for a week.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
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