everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Just saw 3 10-year olds in business suits drinking iced coffees at the cafe. I'm officially a failure if these kids have jobs and I don't.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Bug bite on my vagina. I think we need to stop this 'sex in awesome places campaign.'
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