i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
Spotify says I’m in the top 1% of Indigo Girls fans worldwide. Didn’t know I would peak this early.
Aren’t you trying to seem...less lesbian?
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