Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
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Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I want her autograph on my taint
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
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Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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