David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
And that was the night we had mind-blowing sex with the score from Raiders of the Lost Ark blaring on vinyl in the background...
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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