I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
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