My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
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