Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
I don't think a gay three way is the best way to confirm your sexuality.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
You introduced her by saying, "This is the girl who sexes me." Then you passed out on the coffee table.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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