doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
WTF?! TAYLOR SWIFT JUST WON ARTIST OF THE YEAR OVER MICHAEL JACKSON?! WHAT IS THIS WORLD COMING TO?!
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Oh shit. My bra is undone and I'm pretty sure I peed on my sandal
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