Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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