i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
just bought a $25 eighth from a chick who has a kid. i'm helping my community out right?
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
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