No, you can still breathe under the balls.
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
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Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
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There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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