LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I just found a bag of teeth...
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
I don't see how you can turn down creme brulee and orgasms
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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