Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
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New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
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For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I am stoned at Disneyland with my little brother. It's gonna be a good day.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
He's like a father figure to me, except we have casual drunk sex every now and then
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
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