People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
He wore a Medeval Times crown while I gave him a BJ
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
How did I get the fat lip, while puking I may or may not have sneezed... Wacking my face into the toilet bowl...
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
Randomize
