I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
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I woke up in a hospital at three in the morning only to realize my pee is now going to be orange. I've grown to realize I've made all the right decisions
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just got free tacos, you would be so proud of me.
Clarification, I got free tacos without performing any sexual favors.
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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