Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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