My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
see you put your penis in her and it's like an ignition key to start the crazy
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Florida has a way of just fucking with a person's soul and jizzing all over their hopes and dreams. Like existential bukkake.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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