O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
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