thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
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we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
Her roommate "grounded" her because she drunkenly tried to fill their fish tank with vodka
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Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
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