hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
Ever since they found the bud they've been sending me visa gift cards instead of cash. Bastards.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Is it penis luge time yet?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
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