That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
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we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
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Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
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