Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
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I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
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Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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