Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
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Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
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Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
The Easter sex puns were too abundant
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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