A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
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