She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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