i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
I'm eating chicken wings naked and hungover at 10am... Happy bday to me
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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