just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
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Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
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WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
my Mom is now my Eskimo sister... she fucked my ex in my bed and took a selfie
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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